After sleeping for what felt like 20 hours to recover from the New Year on Demand week, I got up on Saturday morning and ran some errands. I had to get some fish food for Angelina Jolie, my goldfish. I feed her and yet, she's always staring at me, wanting more. She's so creepy with those huge lips. Oh, I was referring to the actress that time. I know guys think she's sexy, but she just plain creeps me out. She looks like she had an allergic reaction to something. That's what happens to me when I eat kiwi or go around cats- my lips swell up like that. I figure if a cat ever force-feeds me a kiwi, I'm pretty much dead meat. At least I'll have the big honkin' lips for a while before the anaphylactic shock kicks in and kills me. If that happens, make sure I'm wearing my lipstick, would ya?
I'll bring bright red lipstick for ya!!!
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